n. abbreviation of Yake Lizard mentioned above
ie. "What is yakshit what is yakshit, ah
Departyment 有关部门
n. The most mysterious department in China, which is in charge of almost everything and you can never find it when needed.
最为神秘的中国部门，它主管几乎所有的事，但你永远无法找到它
ie. When google said it wants to negotiate with Chinese departyment about its threat of pulling out of China, it found that there is no such a departyment.
当谷歌说要和中国的有关部门谈判撤出中国的威胁时，它发现它找不到这个“有关部门”。
Suihide 躲猫猫
v. kill oneself by playing seek-and-hide game
躲猫猫式自杀
ie. The word suihide is invented from the experience of Mr. Qiaoming Li ,who was found dead after he was put into custody more than 10 days for his cutting a tree on Kuming city, Yunnan province. The initial report issued by the police said he fell down when playing a hide-and-seek game during the custody along with other prisoners.
“躲猫猫”一词来源于李荞明的经历，他因涉嫌砍伐了一颗云南省昆明市的树木而被拘禁，在拘禁十天后他被发现死亡。警方出具的最早的报告称他是在拘留所里和其他犯人玩“躲猫猫”游戏时意外身亡。
Don’train 动车
v. the advanced high-speed train which costs more than average Chinese can afford.
大多数的中国人乘不起的先进的高速列车
ie. When they were told that most of migrant works cannot afford go back to their hometowns for the Spring Festival reunion by airplane, the officials responded, "Now they have the option to take Don'train."
当被告知多数的农民工没钱乘飞机回家过年时，官员们的回答是“现在他们可以乘动车嘛！”
Corpspend 捞尸费
n. the fare you are supposed to pay for others to save your corpse after you die.
你在死后应付给捞尸者的费用
ie. If you can avoid being fished when you are alive, and save most of the corpspend, you are definitely a successful shitizen!
如果活着的时候你能逃过被“钓鱼”，死后又能省下大部分的“捞尸费”，你绝对是一名成功的P民！
Jokarlist 妓者
n. a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.
一名为报纸、杂志、广播或电视制造虚假消息，并使它们显得不那么象笑话并以此为职业的人
ie. Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."
每位妓者在开始其职业生涯时都要做如下声明：“我宣誓，我仅为那些给我红包的人写作，并确保无人将因为我的报道而发怒。”
Vegeteal 偷菜
v. the most popular on-line game in China which everyone with IQ above 30 can play.
任何智商在30以上的人都可以玩的中国最流行的网络游戏。
ie. Netizens in Xinjiang have paid cash for friends out of the province to continue play vegeteal for over half a year, and the market demand even created related jobs.
新疆网民向外省的朋友付费来持续玩偷菜游戏超过半年，这种需求甚至创造出了相关的工作岗位。
Chinsumer 中国消费者
n. Chinese people whose spending can save China, America, EU and Taiwan from financial crisis at same time
那些可以在金融危机中同时拉动中国、美国、欧盟和台湾内需的中国人
ie. Why do we need to export any value to be a superpower? As long as we can export Chinsumers, nobody would look down upon us.
为什么我们需要输出价值观才能成为强国？只要我们能输出中国消费者，就没有人会小看我们。
Sexretary 秘书
n. Assistant who helps her boss whenever and whatever he needs.
帮助老板满足任何时间任何需要的助手
ie. Bill Clinton, as any successful animale, has a wonderful wife and a dozen sexretaries.
比尔·克林顿，作为一名成功的男人，有一名出色的太太和一打秘书。
Canclensor 审查
v. A protective action made by Big brother who always takes care of you with your own money, for example, they help delete inappropriate on-line content before you can get access.
一种由老大哥做出的保护性行动，由他代表你用你自己的钱来照顾你，比如说，删除不健康的网上内容。
ie. "What is yakshit what is yakshit, ah
The canclensor is yakshit."
“什么亚克蜥？啊 什么亚克蜥？内容审查亚克蜥！”
Carass 轻拂菊花
v. the super treatment usually only available to high-rank officials in China
一种通常只有高级别“人民公仆”才能获得的超级待遇
ie. Mr. Xilai Bo, the party boss of Chongqing city, was carassed because of his "Cracking-Organized-Crime" Campaign through a special song created and dedicated to him —— The Song of Xilai
薄熙来，重庆市的党领导，因轰轰烈烈的“打黑行动”而成为一首轻拂菊花的颂歌《熙来之歌》里的主角。
Emotionormal 情绪稳定
adj. being calm and reasonable, usually with the smilence expression
非常平静和讲理的心态，通常此时当事人会笑而不语。
ie. After Yangjia's execution, his mother was reported emotionormal from the mental-illness hospital, according to state-owned media.
在杨佳被处决后，国营媒体说，他的妈妈在精神病院里情绪稳定。
Harmany 河蟹
adj. the stable situation where everybody is emotionormal and there is no sign of unrest at all
每个人都情绪稳定，没有任何群体性事件迹象的美好状态
ie. We have been in a harmany society for too long to remember what is harmony.
我们在一个河蟹的社会呆得太久已经忘记了什么是真正的和谐。
