观察选辑
“Assault rifle” is the closest Chinese translation of “Rockette.” （“冲锋枪”最接近的中文词义叫“洛克茨女郎”）
— Jesse
I went to cheer camp for this? （我为这（表演）去啦啦队？）
— Roy
Oooops out of step, Is this a death offense? （不合时宜，是不是死罪？）
— D.M.
“Legally Blonde” dolls - Made in N. Korea（律政俏佳人——朝鲜制造）
— Premal
“Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you” has arrived. I surrender!（“总有一天这些靴子会踩过来”已经来了，我投降！）
----Marshall Meade
All those who “entertained” Bill Clinton on his last trip to Asia, take one step forward. （这些女子是用来取悦上次访问亚洲的克林顿的吗？）
— Gary Webb
Fall fashion preview in the North Korean Women’s Wear Daily. （朝鲜时装日报的秋装预展）
— maureen
The militant arm of the Salvation Army. （救世军的激进军人）
— Lionardo Romanelli
China buys The Rockettes （中国买来的洛克茨女郎）
— Richard Breyer
You tick off these Flight Attendants, and your gonna get more then just nuts! （你勾搭这些空姐，得到的不只是一些果仁）
— E. Polito
North Korea’s answer to the sudden popularity of line dancing （朝鲜对流行舞的回应）
— Shady
Beijing fashion week begins! （北京时装周开幕）
— Kirk Smith
Women’s march against genetic diversity （女子正步走对抗基因多样化）
— John Chapin
All together now: （归纳）
“I don’t know, but I’ve been told, （我不知道，但被告知）
“Kim Jong Il is big and bold.” （金正日大又秃）
“Big and bold. Big and bold” （大又秃，大又秃）
“He can make it hot when a war goes cold.” （他可以将冷战转成热）
（这是一首美国的行军曲）
— J Eaton
“And here they come! The North Korean figure skating team makes a dramatic entrance into the Rio Stadium for the 2012 Olympic Games!” （她们来了！朝鲜的花样滑冰将戏剧性地进入2012年的里约热内卢奥运比赛。注：2012年应该是伦敦奥运）
— J Eaton
“Well, OUR Second Amendment gives us the right to bare legs!” （我们的第二修正案给我们裸腿的权利）
— InterFedCo
A funeral march for the running dog Ma?? （走狗丧礼游行）
— William O’Reilly
These guns are made for cocking. （为斗鸡而制造的枪）
— Dave
The North Koreans launch a goodwill tour with a trip to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. The participants’ reaction: “No missles? What kind of a flimsy parade is this?” （朝鲜发起对“梅西大游行”的亲善游行。他们的反应是“没有飞弹？这是什么轻量级的游行？”
— J Eaton
更多在：http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/19/submit-your-funny-caption-50/?scp=1&sq=caption%2C+china&st=cse&apage=1#comments
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